A darling buddy of mine came over with skeletons for me! She's hoping to do a really cool house herself, so we split the skeleton garland down the middle. Two for me, two for her.
Then we spent a long time coming up with skeleton puns. My favorite from her: "You really get under my skin!" My favorites from me: "Hi, I'm Moldy and this is Skully, and we're in the X-Files" and, when I moved a skeleton's leg near the bowl of strawberries, "Here's some fruit by the foot!"
Due to a brilliant suggestion, I made one into a table.
Clear plastic top! Pretty neat, huh? I basically just cut the legs at the knees, and moved them to the shoulders, cut the arms at the elbows and folded them around the stomach. The head will have a use all of its own, but I'm not telling... except for everyone I've already told. I still need to fiddle around with it a little, but happy arting!