I built a centaur out of foil, paper, and pipecleaners, and a cheap dollar store horse. He was hollow, so I snipped his head off easily, and the white hair peeled off of the head (I'll use that later). The napkin paper I used was too thin and it made him look lumpy, so I covered him up with regular paper, glued all to heck. I filled him with pennies so that he'd stand up, but I found out that dollar store horses don't stand up anyway.
Here's Andy Warhorse!
He needs clothes and tweaking, but... anyhow. Anyone up for Cambell's Soup?